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2004 Haiku Reviews

12-12-04 – Nashville, TN

Ryman Auditorium
Proof that Andrew Peterson
Is a country singer

11-21-04 – Toledo, OH

Detroit Airport
Never trust Matt and Pat
With parking ticket

11-20-04 – Lubbock, TX

People Mover
John will lead the way
To Amarillo

11-14-04 – New Port Richey, FL

Second Time Around
Peter Gabriel and George Carlin combine
In worship leader

11-10-04 – Virginia Beach, VA

Potato Buffet
Your spud varieties were appetizers
For the Dessert table

11-06-04 – Knoxville, TN

Offensive songs
To not offend anyone in particular
Offend everyone equally


11-05-04 – Atlanta, GA

Drum Set
My son is growing up
To be Neal Pert

10-26-04 – Gainesville, FL

Campus House
A new dwelling is coming
To replace the meat locker

10-25-04 – Jacksonville, FL

Listening Post Cafe
A small stage is overshadowed
By super cool menus

10-24-04 – New Port Richey, FL

Gladiator Costume
I try you on to the sound
Of a clap offering

10-23-04 – Kissimmee, FL

Ping Pong
You tempt me to play you
During first encore

10-22-04 – Jacksonville, FL

Sound Board
You proved to be as difficult
As my pedal board

10-08-04 – Collegedale, TN

Dear Adventists
Please excuse the chicken
In my canneloni

10-1-04 – Knoxville, TN

New City
In the silence of the show
I hear Dierks Bentley

9-26-04 – La Mesa, CA

Journey
Like a Rod Kaya headset mic
You are a close friend

9-19-04 – Lincoln, NE

Klektar
Always in a timely manner
He protects us

9-18-04 – Derby, KS

On Stage
I play my guitar staring
At the basketball goal

9-17-04 – St. Joseph, MO

Ms. Tomato Soup
Without your vocals
Foreigner is nothing

9-06-04 - Athens, TN

Mayfield Factory
Must wear hairnet
To protect popsicles

8-27-04 Jonesboro, AR

Olympic Song
Now I remember why
I quit playing you
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