2006 Haiku Reviews
Dec-27,2006 Filed in: HAIKU
REVIEWS
12-15-06 Taylors, SC
Last day of the tour
Full of more boggle frenzy
And prayers for Todd’s back
12-14-06 Charlotte, NC
Intervention time?
Boggle is quickly getting
Way out of control
12-12-06 Westerville, OH
Don’t drink the green punch
Andrew’s dropping cookie crumbs
into the punch bowl
12-10-06 Jacksonville, FL
In the mission house
You can see Eric Peters’
Sinking battleship
12-9-06 Orlando, FL
Just like the old days
Jonathan and Amanda
Singing BGVs
12-8-06 Fayetteville, GA
The land of dickens
“Andrew Peterson Concert”
In british accents
12-7-06 Huntsville, AL
Late night Wendy’s run
I do my best to act as
Nerd Face counselor
12-6-06 Nashville, TN
Mr. Pierce Pettis
Expose us as amateurs
With “That Kind of Love”
12-5-06 Cookeville, TN
Tour bus illnesses
The new victim of the day?
Sandra McCracken
12-3-06 Cincinnati, OH
I left the sound check
To catch the Titans and their
Sixty yard field goal
12-2-06 Northfield, IL
Like Pandora’s box
There was no turning back from
Opening Boggle
12-1-06 Elkhorn, NE
A marvelous day
Wall ball, hot cookies, pizza
And a great massage
11-28-06 Augusta, KS
Historical fact
Eric Peters looks just like
Apostle Phillip
11-27-06 Houston, TX
Andrew Osenga
Please don’t go and leave me with
Electric guitar
11-26-06 Houston, TX
Every tour begins
With a last minute trip to
A guitar center
11-18-06 Berrien Springs, MI
Who cares ‘bout CDs?
Everybody just wanted
A Klektar T-Shirt
11-12-06 Traverse City, MI
Any church that has
Croissandwiches and the Rock
Is my kind of church
11-5-06 Opelika, AL
Image burned on brain
After hearing Kevin talk
About vomiting
11-5-06 Auburn, AL
We brought our two kids
But could not keep their hands off
The chocolate doughnuts
11-3-06 Dayton, OH
Dear Mr. thief man
Thanks for adding to my life
Three months of paperwork
10-27-06 Lincoln, NE
Cramps in my stomach
The result of dessert then
Ultimate frisbee
10-22-06 Gulf Shores, AL
Just like a ghost town
Almost all the restaurants closed
In this off season
10-19-06 Point Lookout, MO
Dinner at the lodge
Was followed by a surprise
Marvin’s flat tire
10-14-06 Durham, NC
How did I prepare?
With a pre-show ping pong game
Kicking Page’s butt
10-13-06 Greensboro, NC
The people were great
The conference concert was great
My headache was not
10-12-06 Johnson City, TN
Hike in the mountains
See the ninja like powers
Hitoshi displays
10-6-06 Boston, MA (Gordon Conwell Inaguration)
I don’t wear suits much
How was I to know it had
A hole in the back
9-30-06 Madison, TN
I can’t just say no
To a tray from Chick-Fil-A
With nuggets on it
9-29-06 Knoxville, TN
Little did we know
That this would be our last time
In this new city
9-10-06 Atlanta, GA
Handing out ear plugs
Here comes the opening act
High school marching band
9-7-06 Augusta, KS
Familiar faces
Familiar Andrew beat-down
At ping pong table
9-7-06 Friends University
When sound problems come
It just means many more trips
Up that darn ladder
9-6-06 Wichita, KS
I’ve played many shows
But never have I seen such
Mounted monitors
9-1-06 Muskegon, MI
Labor day weekend
Where even the small ice cream
Is big as your face
8-27-06 Cary, NC
Here I am again
Another women’s event
Treated like a king
8-25-06 Little Rock, AR
Is it really true
That our Legacy hotel
Has Bill Clinton fame?
8-22-06 SPA Show Nashville, TN
Let us just pretend
All of that feedback we heard
Was angels singing
8-13-06 – 8-18-06 Centricity Retreat, WA
Listening to Mark
Feeling a bit self conscious
About my web skills
And
A tip for restaurants:
When you have a large party
It would be helpful to be able to cook more than two steaks at a time
8-11-06 Leitchfield, KY
Party animals
Rocking the acoustic stage
Until 1 A.M.
8-10-06 Lafayette, IN
What a perfect day
Some homemade enchiladas
And then some Putt Putt
7-29-06 Kingsport, TN
Ben’s dad was with us
So we celebrated with
Some Narnian food
7-19-06 Opelika, AL
“Iffy” car AC
Alabama in July
Not a good combo
7-18-06 Birmingham, AL
Chuck lays down the law
With a suit and tie he says
“No loud kids allowed”
7-16-06 Camp Greystone, NC
I do not fit in
I’m a guy with no white clothes
But you welcome me
7-5-06 Southeastern Youth Camp, AL
Saxophone player
Serenading me after
Delayed fireworks
7-1-06 Denver, CO
Questions in a van
What else could be more fun for
A bachelor party
6-3-06 thru 6-7-06 Lake Saranac, NY
Best of twenty five
I won the ping pong tourney
Thirteen – eleven
And
Burning ring of Fire
We were to sand volleyball
As Armstrong to bikes
And
I’m sorry Kristen
I wrongfully blamed you for
An atomic sneeze
5-21-06 Rural Hall, NC
Come at your own risk
Especially if you sit
By the sound man’s tent
5-12-06 Pickerington, OH
It’s impossible
To keep playing through the song
When Mark is laughing
5-4-06 Jackson, TN
What do I recall
From this benefit concert?
The turtle chex mix
4-30-06 Maine Correctional Institute
Lunch with the ladies
That orange stuff on the plate there?
Not sweet potatoes
4-29-06 Lewiston, ME
So nice to meet you
Hitoshi Yamaguchi
Want to play cello?
4-28-06 Chapel Hill, NC
North Carolina
We just cant sound check without
Singing James Taylor
And
After the concert
Look out for the asbestos
Right by the pancakes
4-21-06 Little Rock, AR
High stage, low ceiling
Now I finally know what
Lionel Richie meant
4-10-06 Birmingham, AL
How insensitive
First, I make the women cry
Then I laugh at them
4-08-06 Louisville, KY
A strange rehearsal
That’s what I call any show
During a dinner
4-07-06 Flint, MI
Dear Jill Barnett’s mom,
All that cooking and selling?
You should get a raise.
and
Achatz Bakery
My wife totally freaked out
When a guy in the airport on the way home almost sat on the pie box.
(p.s. – you keep bringing the pies – and the haikus will never stop)
4-01-06 Chattanooga, TN
Not for the money
I drove down here to this show
For the free ice cream
3-24-06 Charlotte, NC
Just like a sore thumb
I really stick out in a
Crowd of smart people
3-18-06 Marion, IL
Sing - loud as you can
That’s what you have to do when
Monitors don’t work
3-12-06 Summit, NJ
Playing for you guys
I’m reminded that I am
The old guy with kids
3-10-06 Watchung, NJ
Watchung Arts Center
With a great room and small crowd
Who needs sound systems?
3-01-06 Nashville, TN
With Cason, Ekberg
Osenga and Milligan
Eric rocks the house
2-25-06 Winchester TN Youth Winter Retreat
Oh those poor, poor kids
Eating food off plexi-glass
And through panty-hose
2-22-06 Baylor University Chapel
Today’s life lesson
Don’t steal music off the net
Just old ladies’ cars
2-21-06 Woodway, TX
Andrew scanned the crowd
Made sure the kids were gone for
The R Rated Part
2-07-06 Dallas, TX
Singing and Burping
Don’t eat Texadelphia
Right before the show
2-06-06 Bakersfield, CA
In and Out Burger
Even though I’m not hungry
I will still eat you
1-29-06 Miami, FL
Sold out of Cds
I think I sell twice as much
When twins sell the merch
1-27-06 Asheville, NC
Two different free times
Me – I hang out with grandma
You – with Billy Graham
1-03-06 Nashville, TN
Promises broken
“We will be back home by ten”
Poor babysitter
1-01-06 Clermont, FL
The hotel lobby
Not my favorite place to be
When the apple drops
Last day of the tour
Full of more boggle frenzy
And prayers for Todd’s back
12-14-06 Charlotte, NC
Intervention time?
Boggle is quickly getting
Way out of control
12-12-06 Westerville, OH
Don’t drink the green punch
Andrew’s dropping cookie crumbs
into the punch bowl
12-10-06 Jacksonville, FL
In the mission house
You can see Eric Peters’
Sinking battleship
12-9-06 Orlando, FL
Just like the old days
Jonathan and Amanda
Singing BGVs
12-8-06 Fayetteville, GA
The land of dickens
“Andrew Peterson Concert”
In british accents
12-7-06 Huntsville, AL
Late night Wendy’s run
I do my best to act as
Nerd Face counselor
12-6-06 Nashville, TN
Mr. Pierce Pettis
Expose us as amateurs
With “That Kind of Love”
12-5-06 Cookeville, TN
Tour bus illnesses
The new victim of the day?
Sandra McCracken
12-3-06 Cincinnati, OH
I left the sound check
To catch the Titans and their
Sixty yard field goal
12-2-06 Northfield, IL
Like Pandora’s box
There was no turning back from
Opening Boggle
12-1-06 Elkhorn, NE
A marvelous day
Wall ball, hot cookies, pizza
And a great massage
11-28-06 Augusta, KS
Historical fact
Eric Peters looks just like
Apostle Phillip
11-27-06 Houston, TX
Andrew Osenga
Please don’t go and leave me with
Electric guitar
11-26-06 Houston, TX
Every tour begins
With a last minute trip to
A guitar center
11-18-06 Berrien Springs, MI
Who cares ‘bout CDs?
Everybody just wanted
A Klektar T-Shirt
11-12-06 Traverse City, MI
Any church that has
Croissandwiches and the Rock
Is my kind of church
11-5-06 Opelika, AL
Image burned on brain
After hearing Kevin talk
About vomiting
11-5-06 Auburn, AL
We brought our two kids
But could not keep their hands off
The chocolate doughnuts
11-3-06 Dayton, OH
Dear Mr. thief man
Thanks for adding to my life
Three months of paperwork
10-27-06 Lincoln, NE
Cramps in my stomach
The result of dessert then
Ultimate frisbee
10-22-06 Gulf Shores, AL
Just like a ghost town
Almost all the restaurants closed
In this off season
10-19-06 Point Lookout, MO
Dinner at the lodge
Was followed by a surprise
Marvin’s flat tire
10-14-06 Durham, NC
How did I prepare?
With a pre-show ping pong game
Kicking Page’s butt
10-13-06 Greensboro, NC
The people were great
The conference concert was great
My headache was not
10-12-06 Johnson City, TN
Hike in the mountains
See the ninja like powers
Hitoshi displays
10-6-06 Boston, MA (Gordon Conwell Inaguration)
I don’t wear suits much
How was I to know it had
A hole in the back
9-30-06 Madison, TN
I can’t just say no
To a tray from Chick-Fil-A
With nuggets on it
9-29-06 Knoxville, TN
Little did we know
That this would be our last time
In this new city
9-10-06 Atlanta, GA
Handing out ear plugs
Here comes the opening act
High school marching band
9-7-06 Augusta, KS
Familiar faces
Familiar Andrew beat-down
At ping pong table
9-7-06 Friends University
When sound problems come
It just means many more trips
Up that darn ladder
9-6-06 Wichita, KS
I’ve played many shows
But never have I seen such
Mounted monitors
9-1-06 Muskegon, MI
Labor day weekend
Where even the small ice cream
Is big as your face
8-27-06 Cary, NC
Here I am again
Another women’s event
Treated like a king
8-25-06 Little Rock, AR
Is it really true
That our Legacy hotel
Has Bill Clinton fame?
8-22-06 SPA Show Nashville, TN
Let us just pretend
All of that feedback we heard
Was angels singing
8-13-06 – 8-18-06 Centricity Retreat, WA
Listening to Mark
Feeling a bit self conscious
About my web skills
And
A tip for restaurants:
When you have a large party
It would be helpful to be able to cook more than two steaks at a time
8-11-06 Leitchfield, KY
Party animals
Rocking the acoustic stage
Until 1 A.M.
8-10-06 Lafayette, IN
What a perfect day
Some homemade enchiladas
And then some Putt Putt
7-29-06 Kingsport, TN
Ben’s dad was with us
So we celebrated with
Some Narnian food
7-19-06 Opelika, AL
“Iffy” car AC
Alabama in July
Not a good combo
7-18-06 Birmingham, AL
Chuck lays down the law
With a suit and tie he says
“No loud kids allowed”
7-16-06 Camp Greystone, NC
I do not fit in
I’m a guy with no white clothes
But you welcome me
7-5-06 Southeastern Youth Camp, AL
Saxophone player
Serenading me after
Delayed fireworks
7-1-06 Denver, CO
Questions in a van
What else could be more fun for
A bachelor party
6-3-06 thru 6-7-06 Lake Saranac, NY
Best of twenty five
I won the ping pong tourney
Thirteen – eleven
And
Burning ring of Fire
We were to sand volleyball
As Armstrong to bikes
And
I’m sorry Kristen
I wrongfully blamed you for
An atomic sneeze
5-21-06 Rural Hall, NC
Come at your own risk
Especially if you sit
By the sound man’s tent
5-12-06 Pickerington, OH
It’s impossible
To keep playing through the song
When Mark is laughing
5-4-06 Jackson, TN
What do I recall
From this benefit concert?
The turtle chex mix
4-30-06 Maine Correctional Institute
Lunch with the ladies
That orange stuff on the plate there?
Not sweet potatoes
4-29-06 Lewiston, ME
So nice to meet you
Hitoshi Yamaguchi
Want to play cello?
4-28-06 Chapel Hill, NC
North Carolina
We just cant sound check without
Singing James Taylor
And
After the concert
Look out for the asbestos
Right by the pancakes
4-21-06 Little Rock, AR
High stage, low ceiling
Now I finally know what
Lionel Richie meant
4-10-06 Birmingham, AL
How insensitive
First, I make the women cry
Then I laugh at them
4-08-06 Louisville, KY
A strange rehearsal
That’s what I call any show
During a dinner
4-07-06 Flint, MI
Dear Jill Barnett’s mom,
All that cooking and selling?
You should get a raise.
and
Achatz Bakery
My wife totally freaked out
When a guy in the airport on the way home almost sat on the pie box.
(p.s. – you keep bringing the pies – and the haikus will never stop)
4-01-06 Chattanooga, TN
Not for the money
I drove down here to this show
For the free ice cream
3-24-06 Charlotte, NC
Just like a sore thumb
I really stick out in a
Crowd of smart people
3-18-06 Marion, IL
Sing - loud as you can
That’s what you have to do when
Monitors don’t work
3-12-06 Summit, NJ
Playing for you guys
I’m reminded that I am
The old guy with kids
3-10-06 Watchung, NJ
Watchung Arts Center
With a great room and small crowd
Who needs sound systems?
3-01-06 Nashville, TN
With Cason, Ekberg
Osenga and Milligan
Eric rocks the house
2-25-06 Winchester TN Youth Winter Retreat
Oh those poor, poor kids
Eating food off plexi-glass
And through panty-hose
2-22-06 Baylor University Chapel
Today’s life lesson
Don’t steal music off the net
Just old ladies’ cars
2-21-06 Woodway, TX
Andrew scanned the crowd
Made sure the kids were gone for
The R Rated Part
2-07-06 Dallas, TX
Singing and Burping
Don’t eat Texadelphia
Right before the show
2-06-06 Bakersfield, CA
In and Out Burger
Even though I’m not hungry
I will still eat you
1-29-06 Miami, FL
Sold out of Cds
I think I sell twice as much
When twins sell the merch
1-27-06 Asheville, NC
Two different free times
Me – I hang out with grandma
You – with Billy Graham
1-03-06 Nashville, TN
Promises broken
“We will be back home by ten”
Poor babysitter
1-01-06 Clermont, FL
The hotel lobby
Not my favorite place to be
When the apple drops