2004 Haiku Reviews
Dec-12,2004 Filed in: HAIKU
REVIEWS
12-12-04 –
Nashville, TN
Ryman Auditorium
Proof that Andrew Peterson
Is a country singer
11-21-04 – Toledo, OH
Detroit Airport
Never trust Matt and Pat
With parking ticket
11-20-04 – Lubbock, TX
People Mover
John will lead the way
To Amarillo
11-14-04 – New Port Richey, FL
Second Time Around
Peter Gabriel and George Carlin combine
In worship leader
11-10-04 – Virginia Beach, VA
Potato Buffet
Your spud varieties were appetizers
For the Dessert table
11-06-04 – Knoxville, TN
Offensive songs
To not offend anyone in particular
Offend everyone equally
11-05-04 – Atlanta, GA
Drum Set
My son is growing up
To be Neal Pert
10-26-04 – Gainesville, FL
Campus House
A new dwelling is coming
To replace the meat locker
10-25-04 – Jacksonville, FL
Listening Post Cafe
A small stage is overshadowed
By super cool menus
10-24-04 – New Port Richey, FL
Gladiator Costume
I try you on to the sound
Of a clap offering
10-23-04 – Kissimmee, FL
Ping Pong
You tempt me to play you
During first encore
10-22-04 – Jacksonville, FL
Sound Board
You proved to be as difficult
As my pedal board
10-08-04 – Collegedale, TN
Dear Adventists
Please excuse the chicken
In my canneloni
10-1-04 – Knoxville, TN
New City
In the silence of the show
I hear Dierks Bentley
9-26-04 – La Mesa, CA
Journey
Like a Rod Kaya headset mic
You are a close friend
9-19-04 – Lincoln, NE
Klektar
Always in a timely manner
He protects us
9-18-04 – Derby, KS
On Stage
I play my guitar staring
At the basketball goal
9-17-04 – St. Joseph, MO
Ms. Tomato Soup
Without your vocals
Foreigner is nothing
9-06-04 - Athens, TN
Mayfield Factory
Must wear hairnet
To protect popsicles
8-27-04 Jonesboro, AR
Olympic Song
Now I remember why
I quit playing you
Ryman Auditorium
Proof that Andrew Peterson
Is a country singer
11-21-04 – Toledo, OH
Detroit Airport
Never trust Matt and Pat
With parking ticket
11-20-04 – Lubbock, TX
People Mover
John will lead the way
To Amarillo
11-14-04 – New Port Richey, FL
Second Time Around
Peter Gabriel and George Carlin combine
In worship leader
11-10-04 – Virginia Beach, VA
Potato Buffet
Your spud varieties were appetizers
For the Dessert table
11-06-04 – Knoxville, TN
Offensive songs
To not offend anyone in particular
Offend everyone equally
11-05-04 – Atlanta, GA
Drum Set
My son is growing up
To be Neal Pert
10-26-04 – Gainesville, FL
Campus House
A new dwelling is coming
To replace the meat locker
10-25-04 – Jacksonville, FL
Listening Post Cafe
A small stage is overshadowed
By super cool menus
10-24-04 – New Port Richey, FL
Gladiator Costume
I try you on to the sound
Of a clap offering
10-23-04 – Kissimmee, FL
Ping Pong
You tempt me to play you
During first encore
10-22-04 – Jacksonville, FL
Sound Board
You proved to be as difficult
As my pedal board
10-08-04 – Collegedale, TN
Dear Adventists
Please excuse the chicken
In my canneloni
10-1-04 – Knoxville, TN
New City
In the silence of the show
I hear Dierks Bentley
9-26-04 – La Mesa, CA
Journey
Like a Rod Kaya headset mic
You are a close friend
9-19-04 – Lincoln, NE
Klektar
Always in a timely manner
He protects us
9-18-04 – Derby, KS
On Stage
I play my guitar staring
At the basketball goal
9-17-04 – St. Joseph, MO
Ms. Tomato Soup
Without your vocals
Foreigner is nothing
9-06-04 - Athens, TN
Mayfield Factory
Must wear hairnet
To protect popsicles
8-27-04 Jonesboro, AR
Olympic Song
Now I remember why
I quit playing you